The corn is the word of God

I log onto the BBC news website today only to see that a Folk singer has been killed by Coyotes, a 112 year old Somalian man has married a 17 year old girl and an editorial about why fat people are abused.  What is the world coming to!?

There have been a number of lolz in the last few days firstly in a tutorial the other day I was distracted by someone who had attempted to make themselves look like Cleopatra with black eye liner.  Though this in itself is not overly interesting what captivated my attention was the fact that it was 2mm thick on one eye and 5mm+ thick on the other.  Resulting in a kind of retard chic.  But this is not it!  I was so distracted lolling at this that I had failed to notice a black celtic knot style HEART tattoo smack bang in between her boobs (low cut top.)  I think I actually broke an attempt at curbing laughter type smile.

Next was an American guy giving a presentation who despite normally speaking in a 100% American accent decided to speak in a stereotypical American-speaking-English-English London type accent.  I don’t know if it was the stress of public speaking that made thing’s go a bit haywire but it only seemed to happen at the beginning of sentences and would gradually fade back to American at the end of the sentence….  Most amusing.  Especially as he always seemed to pronounce “Quran” as “corn.”  I actually giggled.  ”As was revealed in the corn…”  ”The corn states that….”  ”For Muslims the corn is the highest authority…”  ”The corn is the word of God.”

Without my net book for internet fun that 2 hour class would honestly kill me through boredom.

Also I today saw one of the temps that Royal Mail has hired during the postal strikes.  Gormless isn’t even the word.  At 10.30 he still had a full bag of mail and was walking around in circles in the street.  After doing this for a good five minutes he just got on the next bus that went by and was gone.  Riiiiiight.  Productive.