getting all of the sighs and the moans just right

An articulation

6 March, 2009 · Leave a Comment

in bullet point form of why today was good and bad.  It is the curse of Thursday.

  • The bus was late.
  • Waiting on the platform for the tube the guy in front of me decided to be polite and let people on.  Because of this I had to wait for the next train.
  • Someone got on said tube with crutches and put it on my foot.
  • Followed by a bitch faced woman who threw a heavy case onto my foot.
  • I scowled and she looked at me like it was a perfectly normal thing to do.
  • I shoved her case out the door at the next stop (Liverpool Street) she went out to get it and the doors closed leaving her behind.  WIN.
  • SOAS computer crash.
  • None of my books are in the library.
  • Some terrible Turks tried to steal my phone in Burger King but luckily failed.
  • The Bus wouldn’t let me off at my stop.
  • So I had to rugby tackle my way through Oxford Circus.
  • The above is a literal description not a metaphor.
  • Someone in a wheelchair queue jumped me in Borders.
  • What the fuck.

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