in bullet point form of why today was good and bad. It is the curse of Thursday.
- The bus was late.
- Waiting on the platform for the tube the guy in front of me decided to be polite and let people on. Because of this I had to wait for the next train.
- Someone got on said tube with crutches and put it on my foot.
- Followed by a bitch faced woman who threw a heavy case onto my foot.
- I scowled and she looked at me like it was a perfectly normal thing to do.
- I shoved her case out the door at the next stop (Liverpool Street) she went out to get it and the doors closed leaving her behind. WIN.
- SOAS computer crash.
- None of my books are in the library.
- Some terrible Turks tried to steal my phone in Burger King but luckily failed.
- The Bus wouldn’t let me off at my stop.
- So I had to rugby tackle my way through Oxford Circus.
- The above is a literal description not a metaphor.
- Someone in a wheelchair queue jumped me in Borders.
- What the fuck.
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